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SotiCoto · Oct 23, 2007, 11:08 AM // 11:08

I want my daggers to do Sarcasm Damage.

CHunterX · Oct 23, 2007, 11:09 AM // 11:09

I think the OP just wants a weapon called Holy Gothic Sword of Demonslaying, regardless of the damage attribute being Holy or not. You have to admit, it does sound intimidating.

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Originally Posted by SotiCoto

I want my daggers to do Sarcasm Damage.

Sarcasm doesn't work on the internet, you want daggers that don't work? Zing!

SotiCoto · Oct 23, 2007, 11:14 AM // 11:14

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Originally Posted by CHunterX

Sarcasm doesn't work on the internet

And that is why I want daggers that DO.

A-Net implement Sarcasm-Dmg PLZ!!1!

CHunterX · Oct 23, 2007, 11:20 AM // 11:20

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Originally Posted by SotiCoto

And that is why I want daggers that DO.

A-Net implement Sarcasm-Dmg PLZ!!1!

They already have something like this implemented. Go into AB, unequip all weapons and foci/shields, run up to the opposing team and shout threating quotes at them. You aren't really going to do the threating quotes, since you have no weapons, so you are being sarcastic. Viola.

SotiCoto · Oct 23, 2007, 11:22 AM // 11:22

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Originally Posted by CHunterX

They already have something like this implemented. Go into AB, unequip all weapons and foci/shields, run up to the opposing team and shout threating quotes at them. You aren't really going to do the threating quotes, since you have no weapons, so you are being sarcastic. Viola.

Damage?

Halfway fall.

CHunterX · Oct 23, 2007, 11:27 AM // 11:27

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Originally Posted by SotiCoto

Damage?

Halfway fall.

I was working on the assumption that daggers that had Sarcasm Damage wouldn't do damage at all, since they wouldn't work. I highly suggest that you suggest this in Sardelac Sanitarium though, some of the people in there need a break from their uptight lives.

Shakkara · Oct 23, 2007, 11:46 AM // 11:46

I would like a special martial weapon, like a green, that only does holy damage but does not have any other modifiers and cannot receive any either.

CHunterX · Oct 23, 2007, 11:52 AM // 11:52

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Originally Posted by Shakkara

I would like a special martial weapon, like a green, that only does holy damage but does not have any other modifiers and cannot receive any either.

It would be nice, but it wouldn't really present any more advantage over an Ebon, Fiery, Icy, or Shocking weapon used in the right circumstances (ie, using the element a mob/shield has little resistance to, Ebon tends to get this job done better than the other Elements), outside of countering Undead. Now, if it was a Holy Green Weapon of Demonslaying, that would be better.

SotiCoto · Oct 23, 2007, 11:56 AM // 11:56

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Originally Posted by CHunterX

I was working on the assumption that daggers that had Sarcasm Damage wouldn't do damage at all, since they wouldn't work. I highly suggest that you suggest this in Sardelac Sanitarium though, some of the people in there need a break from their uptight lives.

I've had enough of that place.
It is flooded with half the people requesting "Moar X, less Y" and other people requesting "Moar Y, less X"... and arguing in each others threads. I've tried making sarky suggestions there before and they either get immediately deleted or spammed with posts by idiots taking it too seriously and unleashing the "OH NOEZ!"....

Holy and Dark weapons?
Couldn't give a toss less.
Like I said.... I want Daggers that do Sarcasm Damage, and want the Banana Scythe to do Fruit Damage... and a huge Sword for my Sin to do Reputation Damage.

CHunterX · Oct 23, 2007, 12:00 PM // 12:00

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Originally Posted by SotiCoto

I've had enough of that place.
It is flooded with half the people requesting "Moar X, less Y" and other people requesting "Moar Y, less X"... and arguing in each others threads. I've tried making sarky suggestions there before and they either get immediately deleted or spammed with posts by idiots taking it too seriously and unleashing the "OH NOEZ!"....

Holy and Dark weapons?
Couldn't give a toss less.
Like I said.... I want Daggers that do Sarcasm Damage, and want the Banana Scythe to do Fruit Damage... and a huge Sword for my Sin to do Reputation Damage.

Banana Scythe would be mucho better if it did Fruit Damage, and Fruit Damage actually healed the opponent, since it would be like feeding them. At least it would be funny to use, instead of wasted space. Or something. but boy, would PvP players rant to high hell about griefing after that.

EDIT: OH GOD. Weapons that did more damage the higher rank you are in reputation with Asura, Norn, etc. Or weapons that do more damage vs opposing factions in Factions itself (like a Kurzick Sword hitting Luxon mobs and players for 1.5x more. The horrible possibilities are endless!

SotiCoto · Oct 23, 2007, 12:04 PM // 12:04

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Originally Posted by CHunterX

Banana Scythe would be mucho better if it did Fruit Damage, and Fruit Damage actually healed the opponent, since it would be like feeding them. At least it would be funny to use, instead of wasted space. Or something. but boy, would PvP players rant to high hell about griefing after that.

Illusionary Weaponry + Banana Scythe = Lolz.
I'm not joking either.
I'd take it into Alliance Battle.... but after what happened in that PuG with my chanting "Swing swing swing swing swing swing swing... Banana Scythe!" repeatedly while A/Me'ing under IW and Drunken Master (complete with booze) .... well...

Toutatis · Oct 23, 2007, 12:05 PM // 12:05

If you really want a holy damage mod on your weapon, there are currently two options for that... Carry a Dervish skill like Heart of Holy Flame, Avatar of Balthazar or Aura of Holy Might, or ask a Monk to bring along Judge's Insight (which essentially gives the effect of both a holy damage mod and a sundering mod all in the one package). And the best part of these options is that they don't override the other non-elemental mods on your weapon, so you don't lose your zealous/furious/barbed/heavy/whatever mod.

Right now the option for holy damage is restricted to the holy professions, which, in my opinion, doesn't really need to be changed.